Welcome One and All.

The majesty of the Hedge is often overlooked in modern society, however, over this splendid piece of technology named 'The Internet' I will strive to right these wrongs and bring a bit of hedgerow into your everyday life.
It is a simple hope, but a passionate one.

Thursday, 3 February 2011

Hedge Study No. 3

First of all, let me say: Hello again.
Now, back to Golly.
Well, this seems to be quite a large Hedge as I'm sure you deduced. Not only that, but its one of those new-fangled bumpy Hedges.Now as I was so impressed by this feat of Hedgery I dabbled into some research about that there Hedge, and found out that it is located in a 'secret' location within Dorset. It is the oldest Yew Hedge in the world.
But, this leads me to a slightly different trail of thought, why is the Hedge being kept secret?
If they wanted a secret Hedge, I would probably make it a tad smaller.
And why do you want a secret Hedge anyway? The majesty of the Hedge should be shared like a foliage-based STI.
This is why people believe in conspiracies. So, without further ado, this is my own personal list on possible reasons why a secret Hedge is being contained within lovely Dorset.
-Its not a Hedge at all, but in fact a testing ground for a new type of Morgue. (I'm not sure why 'Morgue' needs a capital letter but it does.)
- We are becoming prepared for the Great Hedge War, this Hedge will act as our main defensive Hedge (But not the only one)
- If set on fire, the Hedge will become that Jesus bloke.
-It never existed and in fact it was just all propaganda urging citizens to kill shelves. Or summat.

Thats a pretty poor list.
Perhaps we'll never know the meaning of the 'secret Hedge' but we can dream.
Hope that satisfied you, I'm off (Lepers to kick, Faces to traumatise)
Adios my brethren.

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